Sunday, October 18, 2009

What to do when your kid has 'DA FLU?



This week Zach got the flu. Not fun. Being that it was only the 2nd week in October, I'm not sure if a flu shot would have even helped, even if I was a fan of them (which I'm not). We've survived so far, and I'm praying that no one else in the house gets it. So, for all you who find yourselves in a similar boat, here is how I spent my past few days. Flu Survival 101.

-Are you feeling ok?

-No, IM REALLY tired

-OK, want to lay down?

-No, I'm hungry ( I fix dinner while Will goes out)

-(during dinner) BLAAGHGHHHHHHHH. Ut Oh.

-clean up floor, chair, get wastbasket (it will become a constant accessory)

-change clothes, wash hands

-scurry back and forth between Z and screaming baby in bed

-change sheets , again

-clean up bodily liquids

-wash hands

-make toast, watered down gatorade

-prod kids to wash hands, spray entire playroom and upstairs with Lysol

-buy more Lysol, hand sanitizer, and Tylenol

-convince, bribe and cajole son to take Tylenol

-watch TV.....lots of TV, (i.e. Word Girl, Electric company, Disney) over and over

-clean up more bodily liquids

-change sheets, wash hands, clean out wastebasket

-play battleship, Uno, checkers, Connect 4, Senit, Backgammon, Guess Who?, Zoob game, chutes and Ladders, Kids on Stage, War, Monopoly Jr., Gobble It, and my favorite: keep-the-baby-from destroying-the-card-game-game.

-try to come up with an answer to the questions, "What can I do, I'm bored?" for the 50th time

-wash hands, clean sheets, Lysol......again

-try to limit TV and computer so kids brains only turn halfway into mush

-make an emergency trip to the Public Library after your kid has read every book of interest

-cancel all playdates, outings, or social events you have been looking forward to

-pick up an RX of Tamiflu for you, just in case (becasue mommies cant afford to be sick, no time off allowed)

-catch son sneaking Twizzlers out of pantry and ask, " so, are you feeling better?" (A:YES!)

-try to keep brothers from killing each other while wrestling for the first time in a week!

-hope and pray it doesnt spread! and thank God you survived.

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