Come On In! (I'm only in the shower...)

So this morning I'm in the shower. while my kids are awake, I should add. big mistake, i know i know. Usually i try to get up before any of the little munchkins awake, but this morning my daughter beat me to it. So, after breakfast I got Z set up with a project, assigned T the duty of watching C....and started my "speed shower".
I think it took about 5 sec for the screaming to begin. Then one child came in, followed by another...and the pattern continued for the few minutes it took to to finish up. It went a little something like this:


C: "Ma ma, mama, Ty not give me cam-A!" (camera)
me: (from behind shower curtain)Cori, its tylers camera so wait for a turn please. Ill be out in a minute
C: (more screaming)
T: mom, cori keeps taking my camera
Z: Hey mom, how do you speel "fierce"?
me: spell what?
Z: fierce
me: fears? like in afraid?
Z: (yelling) NO I SAID FIERCE!
(i spell it.. he runs out)
C: returns, "mama look me nakey! me take diaper off! me wear panties!
Me: great cori, where is your diaper?
C: i donn-no
T: mom, when will you be done?
me: in a minute
C: mama me get shirt on, look me mama (pulls back shower curatin and gets a spray in her face.. starts to cry)
me: its ok cori, its just water
Z: (running in again) mom, i forget what you said, how do i spell fierce again?
T: (jumping on my bed.. i can hear him since my bathroom door has been open the whole time) cori want to see me do a flip?
C: (still crying but stops) yeah!!
me: hey, no jumping Ill be right out
Z: fierce mom, how do you spell it? here write it down (and he open the curtain to hand me a paper and pencil)
me: hey, how about some privacy, what is this... a 3 ring circus?
Ty: Yeah! circus! lets play circus! you can be the acrobat, Cori!
C: yeah!
me: shuting off water... ok IM out.